I came home tonight after my first really good earthquake since moving to LA over six years ago. I have felt some minor tremors before today, the most significant of which coincided with a hangover and so I was confused at the time as to what could be attributed to the quake and what could be attributed to the Harps from the night before. Today though, I was in my office, eight floors up, and felt the world swaying to and fro for a few seconds. The odd feeling of my having been at sea for a few hours haunted me until I left work this evening. Perhaps it was the aftershocks, but then again perhaps it was just a lingering sense of something akin to vertigo.
Regardless, I decided to come home and relax this evening – perhaps do a little reading. I knew I wanted to get a head start on tomorrow’s blog and had been kicking around some ideas when I decided to research a couple of things for a post I had started formulating on patriotism. I wanted to begin with a broad scope of the part the US plays in world affairs and so I thought I would gather some material about Senator Obama’s recent trip overseas and go from there.
The first article I read was about Obama’s speech in Berlin. All the article really said was that Obama’s Berlin speech echoed the one he gave on June 3, when he announced his victory in the Democratic Primary and urged America that ‘this is the moment.’ His Berlin speech did the same for the people of Europe, emphasizing the need for a united world against the forces of terrorism and the need for a united effort to stabilize places such as Afghanistan. I would have considered the article mostly vanilla eye fodder if I had not continued on to read the comments section.
I should preface things by saying I often wonder as to how genuine these remarks truly are. There are often rabid exchanges of rhetoric and platform semantics, full of sound and fury but little else. Many times people go on at length to describe in detail why it is they feel a certain way, generally these long-winded types feel betrayed, and then end with the irrevocable decision that must be made as a result. Admittedly, I seldom find the comments thought provoking but am more amused by the heated barbs tossed about.
Tonight was a head scratcher…one of those moments that are disturbing, perplexing and ludicrous all at once.
The first comment left me wondering whether they were at all serious:
Despite the fact that millions of people showed up in Berlin to hear a speach, it is not widely reported the manner in which the Obama campaign advertised in order to get the word out about the rally. Some attendees seemed terse, expecting a day-time hip-hop concert while others claimed that they were only there for the free lunch:
http://www.socoolaz.com/article.cfm?arti cleID=30229
- Posted by Grayheck
First off, I would hope that Grayheck is merely playing off the link he or she provided. It is obvious satire and I would like to give Grayheck credit for realizing that. Moreover, I would at least like to credit Grayheck with having read the article before commenting on it because the article mentions 200,000 people, not the millions of which Grayheck speaks. That being said, I am somewhat wont to give Grayheck such credit since the misspelling of ‘speech‘ comes earlier in his or her comment, but then again many bright people are not great spellers.
Grayheck describes the crowd as ‘terse’ when the link provided describes them as ‘tense.’ Granted, many Germans could be described as terse but I feel this may be another mistake. Also troubling, are the questions of whether Grayheck really believes that people showed up mistakenly expecting a hip-hop concert or that the only reason over 200,000 people made their way to Tiergarten Park was for Germany’s answer to In-n-Out?
I want to laugh. I want to cry. This is better than Cats.
If Grayhecks antics are not amusing enough for you, rest assured it gets slightly worse but then much, much better.
The next comment comes from Karl:
You’ve got to be kidding me!!! How generic can a politician get?? Obama has no clue as what it takes to be on the world stage. His biggest international decision was to give a speech in Germany. What’s next a vacation on the Turkish riviera…all Germans love that!!
- Posted by Karl Wilhelm
Karl seems to have a bit more going for him than did Grayheck. There are the beginnings of might one day become sarcasm if he continues to work on it and then he ends with what appears to be a joke, but in the middle he struggles a bit. First, and yes I perhaps am being a tad snarky this evening, someone should talk to Karl about his punctuation. Within his first two sentences we have three exclamation points and two question marks. That would normally be enough for five sentences unless you were in the middle of a natural disaster and had to say:
Holy Shit!!! Was that an earthquake??
But in a couple of comments about Obama such a reckless rendering of punctuation comes off as a bit dramatic. Moving on, even Obama’s fiercest critics would tell Karl that Obama’s biggest international decision thus far was to give a speech in opposition to invading Iraq. This speech was his entire platform at one point. Perhaps Karl somehow missed that? Lastly, I don’t know anything about the Turkish Riviera and if I were searching for something Germans love I would have gone first with beer, but then I know nothing about Germans either. That being said, with a name like Karl Wilhelm I am thinking he probably knows more about the Germans than I do – so he gets a pass here.
His comments weren’t really all that funny and definitely not better than Cats.
The next worthy comment comes from someone calling themselves East Coast:
The Junior Senator Barack Hussein Obama scrapped plans to visit wounded members of the armed forces in Germany as part of his overseas trip, a decision his spokesman said was made because the Democratic presidential candidate thought it would be inappropriate on a CAMPAIGN-FUNDED journey.
HE’LL SPEND MILLIONS TO TALK TO EUROPEANS — BUT HE WON’T LET US ASK HIM QUESTIONS IN AN “AMERICAN” TOWN HALL MEETING???
- Posted by EAST COAST
I chopped out the middle of their comment because they went on a bit of a rant but I saved the beginning and the end because they so clearly demonstrate some of the more predictable tactics of the Young Republican’s First Reader: GOP Attacks for Dummies.
Are we not yet at a point in which it is laughable to trot out the Barrack Hussein Obama tactic? I have to admit that this approach immediately identifies you as a small-minded hate monger in my book. This is the best you have, Hussein? Really? Isn’t this the kind of thing we used to do in grade school when we were eleven? I believe it is. We would take someone’s name and make idiotic jokes about it.
Hmm, now I feel bad. What if East Coast really is eleven? I hope they are not offended. Since I have now determined that East Coast is a child, I will forgo another verbal slap about the overuse of question marks and the obnoxious use of all caps. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE????
Our next contestant, Stephanie, was our Crazy Republican of the Day winner, until I scrolled down a little further. It is close, you may have to be the judge:
I heard a remark on MSNBC earlier today that stated that “Obama would not only be the next president of the United States of America, but the President of the World.” those were not the exact words, but sums it up. I don’t know how many of you read your Bibles, but you might want to pick a Bible up and read Revelations!! What is it that makes Obama so mesmerizing to people? Why do we have Germans holding up American flags and giving a ROCK-STAR invitation to a person running for OUR President?
- Posted by Stephanie
Since I was raised in both Texas and a Southern Baptist church, I will cut to the chase of what Stephanie is trying to say. Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. I am a little fuzzy on the details, but at some point I believe he must copulate with the beast and come riding into town eating grapes while being carried by a group of whores. Again, it is has been a few years and the metaphors are a little dense, or derse as Grayheck might say, but that is the general gist.
Apparently the Germans were in charge of finding the anti-Christ, but I am no expert. You may want to take Stephanie’s advice and pick up a bible and read Revelations or you might settle for beating your head against a wall. Six of one, half a dozen of another as far as I’m concerned.
Finally we have what I feel is a real winner. Without any lengthy introduction, I give you vietvet:
There seems to be a whole lot-a waffling going on between these two. One question keeps coming up is the issue of Obama being an African-American ( or not ). Has this ever been established and does it have any weight in the election of an American president.?
- Posted by vietvet
Speechless.
I mean, really, what could I possibly say?