naked candidate

There is a lot of talk about what may  be happening right this very second.

No, that’s not the intro to the blog; that’s the news.  That’s really it.  Nothing is happening, but a lot may  be happening.

• Hillary Clinton may  be tapped as Secretary of State.
• Barack Obama may  have recently pressed George W to bail out the auto companies.
• Joe Biden and Dick Cheney may  have spent their entire meeting this week going back and forth with: “I know you are but what am I.”
• And Fox News may  have had more criticism for President Elect Obama since he won that title not two weeks ago than criticism they’ve had for the worst President in our history (W) in all 8 years he was actually President.

This all may or may not be happening this very second.

Welcome to post-election news.  And if you’re a recovering news junkie like the majority of Americans right now, then you’re going through some serious withdrawal.  I mean, what’s passing as news these days isn’t even methadone compared to the crack we’ve been on.  It’s more like Sanka.

But, in all this vacuum of nothingness news, one thing still shines bright as Haley’s comet: the marvelous Sarah Palin.

She seems to have done more press conferences after  losing the election than before.  This is fantastic.  There is talk of positioning Palin for a 2012 Presidential run.  Even more fantastic.  If there’s one sensational thing to come out of this election besides the greatest candidate to ever step on stage (Obama) it’s the arrival of the worst  candidate to ever step on stage (Palin). 

Now, if you’re one of the few that actually defends Palin on account of her “executive experience” or “good common sense” or “ability to see Russia”, then we’re not going to politely agree to disagree.  I’m not going to even entertain a debate with you.  You’re just not so smart.  Sorry.  That must suck for you.  But, Sarah Palin is the beauty Queen of politicians.  As pretty and vacant as we’ve ever witnessed.  

The job of liberals the world over is this: to keep Sarah Palin in the spotlight as much as humanly possible.  I know, it’s scary: what if she somehow wins a desk in the White House?? 

Two things:  1) She’s not.  2) Seriously, she’s really not.  I have more faith in America than that, especially after this historic election.  

And here’s a third to add to my list of two things: 3) If Sarah Palin were to enter a primary debate with any viable Republican rival on a national stage, that rival would tear her to bits.  Think about it.  Obama/Biden barely touched on all the criticism of Palin that was available at their finger tips and that McCain fans mammothly ignored.  But, if a Republican had his/her back against the wall and had to fight off Palin, she would be crushed in an instant.

That’s the truth.

So, I simply can’t get enough Sarah Palin.  I want to see her on CNN every single day.  I want to watch Greta Van Susteren from Fox News eat bowls and bowls of moose chili with her.  I want Rush Limbaugh to write songs about her that shoot straight to the top of the charts.  I want “The View’s” Elisabeth Hasselbeck to scream for her as much as the shrieking meters will allow.

Please.  Please.  Please.

More Sarah Palin!!!!